I have two cats. But please... I'm not a cat person.
And what I mean by that is.... I have no interest in little ceramic or otherwise constructed figurines of cats. Even if they look EXACTLY like my cats. Or cat calendars. Or cat mugs. Or cat breadpans. Or cat shaped cookie cutters. Or kitty christmas tree ornaments. Etc. Etc. Etc.
If you want to give me something cat-related, I'd like an automatic cat hair remover for every inch of my house. Cause seriously, the hair is a bitch.